Friday, January 19, 2007

What is an Alcohawk?


No, it's not a tipsy bird of prey.

Well my friends, it's several things. It's the latest must-have that I was sent to find. It's the newest gadget in Bossman's arsenal. It's a pocket breathalyzer.

How do you go about obtaining an (to be recited like Ralphie from "A Christmas Story") Alcohawk ABI Professional Grade BAC Breath Screener? Actually, they are readily available at The Sharper Image. Somebody thought it would be "fun" to have one around and specified that I should pay cash so that it didn't pop up on the grid and become flagged by the Man. Whatever you say.

Jeri Ann has astutely hypothesized that he's going to bring it to parties because he is so totally "that guy." I'll keep you updated...

3 comments:

cecilia said...

can't wait for future dispatches about Bossman's struugle with alcohawkism . . .

AC/JC said...

Go on, fart in it !

Caroline Dixon said...

hilarious. especially the paranoia about The Man...